Ted Casablancas raves in his excellent Twi-tastic style about Nikki reed’s efforts to insert herself into Megan Fox career levels by spearing RPattz.

Sticking a fork in the couple from…Forks seem to be Reed’s attempt to share some of the starlight with Twilight golden couple Robsten.

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